Weird Shit Wednesday

t IS Wednesday, isn't it?  Okay then.

I have some fairly long-standing tabs to get rid of.  Plus a brand new one from this morning:

Alzheimer's may be caused by interdimensional mind parasites.  Ah, so having found a possible cause, that means a possible cure.  But, damn, those interdimensional space beings have been messing with us in various ways from the beginning of time.  But OTOH, if we just en masse become aware of their manipulations...  Eh.  More coffee. 

Ronnie Reagan's blood for sale!  For those vampires that have been messing with us from the beginning of time, a special treat.  Has it turned to powder? If it's shaken by Dick Cheney on Reagan's birthday will it reliquify?  If it reliquifies, does that mean Yellowstone is about to blow?  Or the New Madrid?

The latest cancer cure.  Sigh, since the beginning of time, or at least my time, these announcements keep getting made.  But nothing ever comes of them.  The reason given being that Big Pharma can't make money out of corn-starch or whatever the latest cure-all is.  Bah, humbug - somebody would figure a way.  Wall Street makes money outta nothing. P.S. - Now I hear pot cures cancer.  

GROUND-UP FETUSES IN YOUR SODA POP!  You shouldn't be drinking that stuff anyway.  What's wrong with water, with maybe a squeeze of lemon.  (Note:  that advice does not apply to Pennsylvania.) (Note 2:  If Ronnie's blood reliquifies, Pennsylvania will go boom.)  From the news (or 'news') item:  (NaturalNews*) The Obama Administration has given its blessing to PepsiCo to continue utilizing the services of a company that produces flavor chemicals for the beverage giant using aborted human fetal tissue.  LifeSiteNews.comreports that the ObamaSecurity and Exchange Commission(SEC) has decided that PepsiCo's arrangement with San Diego, Cal.-based Senomyx, which produces flavor enhancing chemicals for Pepsi using human embryonic kidney tissue, simply constitutes "ordinary business operations." Sounds unlikely to me, and how did Pepsi get its flavoring agents before Roe, or it got it via the clothes-hanger underground?  Anyway, that Obama - sounds just like him.  STOP SOCIALIZED SODA POP.

How about a news site called Unnatural News?

Oh, and just last night, thanks (?) to jmac, I learned about doodah parades. Life is one big doodah parade, with fetal pop to soothe your thirst if you march too fast towards the caldera.